Wow, 2 posts in a day... What gives?
Ok, here's what gives. I just got through with perhaps the grossest of gross duties in the entire world. Cleaning out a septic tank would probably not be worse that this.
Tonight I had the wonderful task of cleaning out the freezer. Although I really don't mind cleaning out freezers and refrigerators in general, this was a little different. You see, a few weeks back, the power went to our freezer and refrigerator in the garage. Since we don't park our cars in the garage, we didn't really notice what was going on until we smelled something funny upstairs. We thought something had died, quite possibly the squirrel who
occasionally likes to take shelter in our roof. We hadn't heard him this year, so why not?
One night we decided to investigate where the smell was coming from. Gina went out to the garage and got blasted with the smell. We still thought that something was dead in the house, but since the smell was in the garage we were thinking skunk, rat, raccoon, anything but what happened next. As we were looking for the source, Gina happened to open up the refrigerator and didn't really notice anything accept that it wasn't cold. We don't really keep much in there, but bottles of beer and cans of soda. Since they are sealed, there really wasn't a smell. Then, she opened the freezer door and "Holy Shit!!!!" There was blood from the meat in the freezer mixed with a frozen lasagna mixed with a bag of ice (now bag of water) mixed with ice cream mixed with now rotten chicken. It was absolutely disgusting. The look on Gina's face was classic. It was kind of like the look on Jim
Carrey's face in "Dumb and Dumber" when he saw his friend riding of with his girl. To make a long story short and on to me (selfish plug), Gina ended up cleaning that freezer that night. Boy was I ever thankful. I did everything I could to help the cause by getting her bags, spraying air freshener, etc.... Then after she finished cleaning up, she still noticed a fairly strong smell. She then opened the main freezer, which was right next to the refrigerator. Guess what she found???? A FREEZER FULL OF ROTTEN CHICKEN, MEAT, FISH AND VEGETABLES!!!! <--That's where I come in.
I figured that there was no way I was going to clean it that night. It was already almost midnight. I did what every man in my position would do. I found a way to get power back to the freezer so it would freeze everything up and get the smell back down to normal. Guess what, it worked!!!! (That's a tip I am going to remember forever) Anyway, fast forward to a few more weeks and we have tonight. D-Day! Garbage pick up is tomorrow, so I figured I should get it cleaned up before our big party on June 30
th.
Even though I knew what I had to do, I kept procrastinating. I
BBQ'ed tonight (Jamaican Jerk Pork Ribs, Lavender Chicken and and plain chicken...yummy!!!!) That took up a few hours. I was more than helpful getting the kids to bed tonight. Around 9pm I figured it was time to see if I could get Verizon to get my
DSL speed up to where they promised it should be. Then a voice came to me. It said, "Quit stalling, you need to get out there and just do it!" I stalled for just a few more minutes and then said, "
Ok dear! I'm going out in the garage. Wish me luck."
I turned off the power to the freezer and began the task of removing all the spoiled contents of the freezer. I pour a glass of hot water over the top and got my trusty hammer and screw driver working on the most disgusting crap in the world. I even wore a surgical mask to help with the smell. It didn't work. As I was hammering and pulling stuff out to put in the garbage, I couldn't help but wonder if this is what a serial killer must go through. If so, it is definitely not for me. I like my profession quite nicely, thank you! I thought about some local coyotes or mountain lines running into the garage because of the smell of rotted flesh. Of course it probably would smell bad to them as well.
Many times I gagged and about 3/4 of the way down, I realized that what I was pulling out was bacteria at it's worst. I started freaking out about how I might get really sick and what would happen if I touched the doors in the house and the bacteria got on one of the kids. I know, I'm a little paranoid, but it was a stressful moment. Anyway, in my paranoia, I asked Gina to go get a bottle of bleach so I could clean off the remnants of bacteria from any place I touched. She didn't want to, but could see that I was freaking out, so she did. (That was very nice) Anyway, I finished
around 11:05 and even got to clean out the freezer with bleach. I forgot about the effects of breathing bleach in an enclosed surface and almost passed out. That would have been a perfect ending to my evening.
All in all, I feel good about what I did tonight. I accomplished the things I set out to do, like procrastinating long enough until I was ready and actually cleaning out the damn stinky thing.
Now that I have wash my hands with bleach and finished this entry, it's off to the showers and then to bed. I'm beat.